Well, 2015 wasn’t my greatest year for writing here on the most fabulous blog of the world (I had readers from 71 countries). I blame it on living on the island of Kauai since May. You see here we have gorgeous days and nights with endless flowing Mai Tai’s – ahhhh paradise! The biggest problem living on Kauai is that you have to be innovative at generating revenue to STAY on Kauai. This is where I decided to rent out my two spare bedrooms under the fine B&B trademark HippieHootNanny.com
You see, I spare no expense for anyone who wants to come enjoy Kauai. All you have to do is want to live like a hippy and not give a hoot nanny. Let your dreadlocks flow and have your hitchhiking thumb ready to take you places. We, the management, will give you plenty of amenities such as a floor and yoga mat to sleep on and a fully convertible ironing board/desk. We care about you and your simple hippy needs.
We must warn you however that you might discover you are allergic to Mango and will swell up and itch like a hound dog from Arkansas. That goes for unprocessed Cashews and about 1,000 other varieties of tropical plants and fruits. Medical Marijuana has just been made legal, so you might just wish to swell up.
So if Kauai is on your mind for 2016 and you want to channel that inner hippy in you, call 1-800-HIP-HOOT. That’s hippiehootnanny.com, yes, that’s hippiehootnanny.com (wink).
Now I must get busy on 2016 resolutions, my top ten are:
- Add toilet seat to guest bathroom.
- Tie dye the carpet.
- Finish bamboo Buddha sculpture.
- Complete the rum still.
- Scrub 2015’s red dirt off feet.
- Take a bath at Hanalei
- Erect peace symbol sign so people can easily locate us.
- Learn to pronounce Poipu
- Pay my lovely property manager a salary for 2015.
- Write more awesome posts.
hau’oli makakiki hou (Happy Hippy New Year!)