Fashion Disasters – First Edition

Every month I update a series of monthly humor themes. Those that received the most likes and comments I continue to supply new material.  I scour the internet for inspiration and I realized there is an endless supply for fashion disasters.

Did you know there was a fashion disaster day?  This day is for intentional fashion faux pas.  It’s actually fun until you are photographed at Walmart.

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However, there are people who take fashion really, really serious and would slap you harder than General George Patton with a silk glove if you speak ill of their creations.  For instance, what in the world of Milan was the purpose of this next fashion creation?

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I love the look on the models face.  I imagine she’s a Swedish model and she asks, “You veally vant me to valk on zee stage vith this zhoo on my head?”  It’s about the new Rhino inspired collection.

Then we have the challenging issue in this day and age with regards to matching outfits for themed based proms.

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Eye of Sauron Prom

Welcome to the Eye of Sauron prom – Arlene and Flippy.

If you need comic relief offer, no, beg to be a prom chaperone.  You are guaranteed a good snicker or two. Shazaam!!

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Linda Lite Brite
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Sponge Thunder Bob

Now the next photo, I must forewarn everyone in advance.  This was on one of my lady friends Facebook post.  Just when you think you have seen everything in your life, someone surprises you.  If you are easily grossed out do not proceed down the page.  I beg of you.

Here’s a little hint.  My wife and I were in Honolulu on Waikiki Beach in 1986.  On that beach were Europeans in speedos and bikinis. Now I know this sounds harmless until I further explain that the Europeans were old, wrinkly, overweight and gosh darn it, just not very appealing to the eye or stomach. So, go no further.

Don’t say I didn’t forewarn you!

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You don’t listen well at home do you?

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Have a bicarbonate ready.

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What are you, a masochist?

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You may go blind. No, you will go blind.

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The curiosity is killing you, isn’t it?

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And now for something completely different!

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Four score and seven years ago.

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I’m doubly warning you!!

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Have your trashcan nearby

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Feast your eyes on this bad boy!

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The Gag String
I Warned You!

I have no idea who created this fashion disaster. Were men jealous women had G-String bikinis? Was this taken at some partially nude resort?  Why bother?  Do fashionistas stop this guy and go on and on about his color choices?  I thought my post on Man Flags was so far out in left field, but now I realize if you can imagine it, someone will design it.  My wife wants me to retire to Hawaii.  If this is the scenery I can expect, then Barrow Alaska is looking more promising.

I have said all along that the human race is absurd and thankfully so.  We will never run out of issues to write and regurgitate over.  Have a great weekend.  What!  I warned you several times.

What fashion disaster have you seen lately and did you take a photo?

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4 comments on “Fashion Disasters – First Edition

  1. cav12 says:

    Well, there really is no words for that last picture except what was he thinking!! I guess it keeps the sand from finding a home 😉

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