Welcome to Famous Hamish’s Hot Rods and Hot Haggis To Go. We want your buying experience to be pleasant, even though you are a peasant. Take for example this 1932 Highland Hummer. Aye, what a beauty! It only has 3,000,000 miles and is only $4,500. They don’t make beauties like this anymore. Relive your drive-in movie days, fog up some windows. No more of those fancy schmancy cockpits separating you and your lover – ooh la la!
Need financing? Let Big Bobby of BBB Enterprises handle your financing, only 3% for 30 years, 30% for 3 years – we give you options!
Got three kids you say, no problem! The back seat has the Famous Hamish Highland Hump that your luckiest kid can straddle – Yee Haw!
Come on in and while we prepare the papers and have a Haggis on us.
Now sit back and relax to our soothing piped in music. (Think Daniel Boone Theme Song)
Big Bobby is dog,
but a gifted dog!
Big Bobby has some Bollocks,
Yes, Big Bollocks!
He was brave, he was fearless
and all the girls just said YES.
Big Bobby is a dog,
A very bow-legged dog!
With a whoop and a whimper,
He’s a winner and a natural born limper.
What a Bollocks! What a do-er!
What a car dream-come-er-true-er was he!
CONGRATULATIONS – you are approved. Here’s your keys and and 30 second warranty. Thanks for shopping Famous Hamish Hot Rods and Hot Haggis To Go.