Spark your Imagination

UFO

Okay my fellow readers and writers, let’s share a moment of imagination.  Whoever made this tree is certainly imaginative.  What they didn’t know is that I am too.  Today I was on Facebook with a British gentleman and author by the name of Danny Kemp.  He is quite hilarious.  He posted this photo and then I proceeded to corrupt it, my specialty.  Some of Danny’s friends made the usual comments such as, “You have to give them a hand.”

I tried, I really, really tried to keep it in the realm of Christmas thoughts with my first reply, “Ten cows a milking…five golden rings!”

Well, it went downhill from there.  My next corrupted thought would be if someone filled up this imaginative object with Helium and let it float over the city.  You have to admit the UFO reports would be hilarious.  Now using your imagination picture John Cleese dressed like a woman, with stockings hanging to his ankles and talking to Graham Chapman dressed like a policeman.

Cleese: “I tell you officer it was like seeing the Hindenburg with nipples!”

Chapman: “Nipples you say. Can you be a little more specific for the report?”

Cleese: “Yes, rather brilliant white nipples.  Some were pierced and studded with lovely colored jewels. Some were red, blue, green and even an inexpensive lovely chartreuse one. I didn’t know whether to stop or go.”

Chapman: “Have you ever seen such colored nipples in the sky before?”

Cleese: “I don’t like the tone of that question officer.  I don’t step out of my pad each day into this dodgy world intentionally looking upwards for brilliant nipples! It was just there staring me in the face.”

Now Chapman leaves the dame Cleese to search out more eyewitnesses.  He runs across many whose descriptions are all different.  He then runs into Michael Palin, a stodgy old reserved professional, no nonsense barrister.

Palin:  “Officer the most confounded sight just passed my eyes.  It was a UFO.  I am certain of it.”

Chapman: “Yes, yes, we have had some reports.  Can you describe it for me?”

Palin: “Flying lactating cows.”

Chapman: “Cows?”

Palin: “In a cluster.  You couldn’t see heads or hooves. Just the mammary glands.”

Chapman: “Flying cluster mammal mammary glands? is that your official report?”

Palin: “Yes officer.  I’m curious what other reports have you heard?”

Chapman: “Well it varies, some saw the Hindenburg with nipples.  Most reported a Christmas tree made from surgical gloves, which is quite absurd, Christmas trees can’t fly.”

You see,  only from the mind of a man corrupted by the humor of Monty Python can see the absurdity and humor in all things humanity.  Now using your imagination and with tact, what can you add to the UFO sighting?

Come on now, help corrupt me some more.

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11 comments on “Spark your Imagination

  1. Danny Kemp says:

    Very very clever…I’m thinking!

  2. ewgreenlee says:

    Isn’t this udder silliness?

  3. I thought I had left a reply here. hm… OKAY!!! HOWDY PEOPLES!!! This is one of the funniest bits I’ve read in a long long time!!! It’s interactive too!!! GOTTA LOVE IT!!!
    Thank you for sharing!!!

    Hello NASA, yea, there’s a flyin 6-foot piggie with 100 teets comin our freakin way!!! You think they’d take my call? LOLOLOLOL 😀

  4. THIS ONE’S FOR YOU EDWARD!!! 😀

    You, Danny Kemp, Edward W Greenlee and 2 others like this.

    Edward W Greenlee This is what you get when you accept an American as a friend – udder silliness.
    5 hours ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp Brain’s ticking…slowly.
    4 hours ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp The unidentified flying object seen by various people including: Gerald Neal, Peter Forster, Edward W Greenlee, Tracey Edges, Korrinn Kathy Morse Wood, Michael Palin, John Cleese and myself has had a further update. It now is said to resemble several …See More
    3 hours ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp Carol Wills, as usual late on the scene, said ………..
    3 hours ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp Barry Stone was said to be ”Desolate.”
    3 hours ago · Like

    Danny Kemp Ian Parton had his tongue hanging out.
    3 hours ago · Like

    Danny Kemp John Chapman, denied all knowledge of seeing the object. ;0
    3 hours ago · Like

    Danny Kemp That was meant to be a
    3 hours ago · Like

    Danny Kemp Shethe Comic writhed in excitement.
    3 hours ago · Unlike · 1

    Danny Kemp OH, and wriggled.
    3 hours ago · Like

    Shethe Comic LOLOLOL THIS WAS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!
    3 hours ago · Like · 1

    Carol Wills Cedric the blue nose reindeer is hot on the trail, much to Santa’s distress. Who’s going to guard the sleigh now.
    3 hours ago · Unlike · 2

    Danny Kemp Have we a volunteer?
    3 hours ago · Like

    Danny Kemp Author Roy Murry, you having a lay down again?
    3 hours ago · Like

    Carol Wills Depends on what colour your nose is Danny x
    3 hours ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp Kim Mutch Emerson, has this UFO got anything to do with your book launch on the 21st?
    3 hours ago · Like

    Danny Kemp Sort of fleshy coloured Carol.
    3 hours ago · Like

    Shethe Comic Mums with their babes lined the avenues looking to the sky and learning to say Awe…
    3 hours ago · Like

    Carol Wills Oh that will never do Danny, it needs to be blue (it’s a copper thing)
    3 hours ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp AWE….SOME?
    3 hours ago · Unlike · 1

    Danny Kemp I was a Policeman…LOL
    3 hours ago · Like · 1

    Shethe Comic LOLOLOL “Awe…Some” PERFECT!!! LOLOLOLOL
    3 hours ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp Blame Edward W Greenlee…
    3 hours ago · Like

    Carol Wills I know Danny, hehe!
    3 hours ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp I have just seen the Sponge Bob is free Carol Wills, he could guard the sleigh.
    3 hours ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp the should have been that..
    3 hours ago · Like

    Carol Wills Not quite the right image x
    3 hours ago · Like

    Danny Kemp Style we want, ah, of course.
    3 hours ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp UP TO THE SECOND…NEWS UPDATE. An albino Gloucester Old Spot pig has been seen flying across the Atlantic towards New York. Do not, repeat, do not, hinder….its progress, full of hot air!
    38 minutes ago · Unlike · 1

    Shethe Comic LOLOLOL
    37 minutes ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp Alert NASA Vonda….
    37 minutes ago · Unlike · 1

    Danny Kemp Or the Federal Bureau of whatever.
    36 minutes ago · Like

    Shethe Comic Hello NASA, yea, there’s a flyin 6-foot piggie with 100 teets comin our freakin way!!! You think they’d take my call? LOLOLOLOL
    34 minutes ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp Of course they would, it’s almost the 21st…
    32 minutes ago · Unlike · 1

    Shethe Comic LOLOLOL 21, 22, 23, It’s all the same to me! Oh, and the FBI refuse to accept anymore of phone calls. LOLOLOLOLOL
    29 minutes ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp I just tweeted the ‘Hello NASA, yea, there’s a flyin 6-foot piggie with 100 teets comin our freakin way!!!’ Under your name Vonda… LOL LOL LOL LOL
    28 minutes ago · Unlike · 1

    Danny Kemp There’s a national alert…
    26 minutes ago · Edited · Unlike · 1

    Shethe Comic I KNOW!!!!! I just saw it and all I thought was, “Did I spell teets right”? LOLOLOLOLOL
    27 minutes ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp I’m killing myself here with laughter.
    26 minutes ago · Unlike · 1

    Danny Kemp It could VIRAL….
    26 minutes ago · Unlike · 1

    Shethe Comic LOLOLOL THIS IS A CRAZY FUN ONE, DANNY!!! Tons of fun!!!
    26 minutes ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp Thanks Vonda.. It did make me laugh.
    25 minutes ago · Unlike · 1

    Shethe Comic TY!!! Same here!!!
    24 minutes ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp What have you started Edward W Greenlee?
    24 minutes ago · Like · 2

    Edward W Greenlee Hey I started this whole mess. I could also see Eric Idle saying “I thought it was the whole house of parliament. What a bunch of boobs full of hot air!”
    20 minutes ago · Like · 1

    Edward W Greenlee PS – post your comments to the blog. It’s rather lonely.
    19 minutes ago · Like · 1

    Danny Kemp What all of them….?????
    11 minutes ago · Like

    Shethe Comic Let’s copy and paste this chat to his wall heehee LOLOLOLOL ARE YA LONELY NOW Mister???
    9 minutes ago · Like

    Danny Kemp Go on then Vonda…I’ll wait here. LOL
    a few seconds ago · Unlike · 1

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